GUYS GUYS LOOK I MADE A THING
MY FIRST GIF SET YAYYYYYYYYYY
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what do we want? SOMEONE TO FIX MY CLOCKS when do you want it? DON’T FUCK WITH ME ASSHOLE
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Fancy that.
17. Perpetually Single. Feminist. I play ukulele...Poorly. I also do stuff sometimes.
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this is the most amazing gifset i’ve ever seen in my life
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It’s a cosmic miracle that he doesn’t fall over.
$20 says he did in the other 400 or so takes
you’d win that bet
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I see what you did there.
robert loves it
I love how much Robert loves it.
these two are the biggest dorks ever to grace the planet
So the CEO of Sony just delivered the greatest burn I’ve seen in a while.
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just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
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| society: | oh you have your period? well you have two options. |
|---|---|
| woman: | okay. |
| society: | you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. |
| woman: | sounds awful. what's my second option. |
| society: | a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body. |
| woman: | still seems pretty awful. |
| society: | wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you! |
| woman: | well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen. |
| society: | HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive. |
| woman: | |
| society: | oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic. |
| woman: | |
| society: | |
| woman: | i think i'll go with my third option. |
| society: | |
| woman: | |
| society: | what third option? |
| woman: | i think i'll bleed on everything you love. |
i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza
getting a good sponsor in the hunger games might help that
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“there are people who have it worse than you you know”
ah yes thank you i have realized now the error of my ways i am no longer sad thank you
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i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
that is the single most incredible insult i have ever heard in my life
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no
the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place
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may I present to you the longest living charecters of supernatural
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